SUSFS regrets to inform its members that negotiations with David Beckham have broken down at the last minute. When rumours that Beckham was open to leaving Real Madrid surfaced last year we contacted Beckham's management about a transfer. Complex negotiations ensued, almost breaking down over a bizarre rider about hair gel being available during games, not just at half-time. However as the weeks passed we grew confident we were close to getting his signature. Alas we were beaten to the punch by LA Galaxy.

Speaking off the record, Beckham's people admit that David Beckham had been quite keen to see out his career away from the spotlight in the SNSW Super League helping SUSFC achieve its goal of promotion to the Premier League, but he was unable to convince Victoria, who still insists she has a chance to resurrrect her career [sic] in LA.

Comedy Gold!

On the plus side, further increases to lower-grade fees to help cover the costs of Beckham's proposed deal will now not be necessary.
The regular annual increase, however, may still go ahead, showing that global warming has extended its reach to now affect Fee Freezes.

The Bosman ruling has greatly accelerated Global warming along with said fee increases. This indirectly affects my ability to consume more than 3 schooners due to cashflow or is that ice-flo!